Monday, June 24, 2024


Cinema Listed is the Internet’s best movie website ever created in the history of the universe. Maybe. Look, we gotta be in the top 1,000, maybe top 500.


After reading the Wikipedia articles on ‘movies’ and ‘John Rambo’, Greg Atencio (me, the guy typing this) became qualified as an Internet Movie Expert.™ This is a prestigious title that is totally real and is in no way made up just so I can impress the millennials on social media.


Currently averaging 1-2 new articles per week. One day will make a video or a podcast or a livestream. Or maybe one day I’ll add other garbage like breaking news stories that just feature tweets from more talented/popular/comedically adept people or I’ll just post insane rumor-starting clickbait articles like, “Jennifer Aniston Rumored to Become an Avenger and/or Justice Leaguer” or “Jennifer Aniston Caught on Camera Enjoying Dunkin Donuts Even Though She’s Sponsored by Krispy Kreme.”

Give me money!

Oh by the way, Cinema Listed is in the Amazon affiliate links program, so if you click on links and rent/buy movies I would make a small pittance to help pay for my chocolate milk addiction. Please buy things. Like this. For the choco milks. For America. Haha, no that didn’t work out. Now I just have some ads on the site and I’m debating of starting a Teespring account because why wouldn’t you wear a shirt for a bottom basement movie website?

Now here are a bunch of quotes that makes it look like this website is legitimate and worthy of praise:

Totally legitimate quotes!

John James Rambo (born July 6, 1947) is a fictional character in the Rambo franchise.  The term “Rambo” is used commonly to describe a person who is reckless, disregards orders, uses violence to solve problems, enters dangerous situations alone, and is exceptionally tough, callous, raw and aggressive.

Wikipedia entry for John Rambo

You are a nice man and your website smells nice and everyone should hug you all of the time.

Me, every morning

This recipe for banana bread has appeared in every edition of the Betty Crocker Cookbook that’s ever been printed, and no wonder. It’s beloved by hundreds upon hundreds of home cooks for its speedy 15-minute prep time and its great-every-time results.

A real tasty banana bread recipe, Betty Crocker

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